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Confessions of a Good Girl

I feel better already

Photo by Alireza Dolati on Unsplash

I was always a good girl in my youth. I listened to my parents, went to church several times a week, contributed to and volunteered for charities, and turned in every bit of money I ever found on the ground. Even today, I make it a practice to never take money or bounty from vending machines. If the machine drops two bags of Famous Amos cookies, I…

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Tina L. Smith

Tina L. Smith

Writer, humorist, animal lover, lifelong language geek (er, I proofread for fun). I write on diverse topics that catch my fancy. Everything but haiku(tm). [she]