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Count Your Pennies

Warning! Being tight-fisted could make you very ill.

Photo by Jonathan Brinkhorst on Unsplash

Penny swatted a fly on her computer screen impatiently. She was in a foul temper, having had to argue with the low-cost airline about changes to her flight. All because the new owners of their recently sold holiday home in Greece had messed up the appointment at the lawyers. Flights to Corfu were difficult…



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