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Crapping Your Pants in Public After 30: Oh Shit, Now What?

The sooner you accept you can’t get in your car, the quicker you’ll get home to take off shit filled pants

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I have the digestive food tract of a Zen master. It is impossible for me to get sick from food poisoning. My body rejects any…



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