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Dear Free Photo Site, I Think I Want to Move On

It’s not working out between us anymore

Photo by Polina Tankilevitch from Pexels

We need to talk. I know you think we are doing okay, but I am not. I am unhappy, have been for a while, and I can’t keep it a secret any longer. So, I wrote you a breakup note, as I am too awkward to do it in person.

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