Sep 4, 2021
You know I love you but if you come to my house and throw my plants in my pond again I’m going to put you outside the front door and not let you back in. I am very attached to my plants — way more than I am attached to you. I hope that doesn’t hurt your feelings; I’m just being honest.
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Londoner, philosophy graduate, journalist, relationship coach, wife & mother. MA in Novel Writing; working on 1st novel. Follow me: https://linktr.ee/Marla
