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YOU TALKIN TO ME?

Dear Woman Who Chased Me Around Walgreens,

I’m aware my dog is cute

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Hey Lady Who Stalked Me and My Dog at Walgreens,

Back off. I came to Walgreens to purchase a Diet Coke, not to stare into the abyss of a hysterically jovial stranger. My air-conditioner was acting up. I was sweating like a pig. I came to Walgreens for sanctuary — not so…

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

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