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Dog Days

Deep Thoughts About Brad Pitt With My Dog

Just two people talking and one of those people is a dog

Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash

How are you, Ewok? Are you sleepy? Did you need more night night? Do you want soft soft? Do you want decapitated fluffy bunny? Are you still tired from yesterday? Did that walk wear you out? Did we make too many step steps?

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.