Jun 28, 2021
3 min read
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Defective Bungee Jumping Equipment For Sale — Only Used Once!
Harnesses are one-size-fits-all-except-Marty
Namaste, y’all. I’m looking to unload some primo bungee jumping equipment, no questions asked. This practically new gear is perfect for novice adrenaline junkies looking to dive headfirst into the gnarliest extreme sport on Mother…
