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Developing a Penchant for Fox Urine

Chipmunks hate it — and I have come to love it

Photo by Justin Chavanelle on Unsplash

When a friend called recently and asked what I was up to, I told her that I was in the process of ordering fox urine online. Although friends and family are accustomed to me not doing things by the book, this definitely wasn’t a response she was expecting. But I had no choice. I am plagued…

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Ginger Henry Kuenzel

Ginger Henry Kuenzel

Author, journalist, editor, DE>EN translator. I color outside the lines, but stay on the page. Adirondack native. Humor writer. www.utopianstate.com