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Did I Tell You Lately You’re the Best

Will you ever forgive me for that dangling participle?

Please don’t try this at home — little girls can be extremely dangerous! (Artwork by Sarah RIchter on Pixabay)

Getting older by the day, my writing is the only gift I can offer.

Sorry, sorry — I did it again.

Has 2020 been difficult for you, dear? You’ve only curated me twice, so I suspect you may be overworked and underpaid.




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Caroline de Braganza

Caroline de Braganza

Wise Older Woman (WOW). Poetry, essays, humor. Passion for mental health, social justice, politics, culture, the world. Incorruptible and proud South African!

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