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Do You Feel Absolutely Shitty? Try Writing Anyway!

Ay dios mio! Oy vey! My aching head!

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It’s probably just a muscle-tension headache, but whatever it is, it’s kicking my ass.

I’m determined to realize my goal though. July 1, 2020 I decided to write and post a quality story on Medium every day for at least two months. I’m a little behind…




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