High Humor

Does This Suitcase Make My Butt Look Fat? FAQs About TSA’s New Airport Insecurity Line

Are you talking about me?

Amy Strommer
MuddyUm
Published in
4 min readOct 3, 2023

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man at the airport — medium story boost
Photo by Anete Lūsiņa on Unsplash

The Transportation Security Administration takes pride in helping people feel secure before they hop onto a heavy, metal bird that flies. It’s a mystery how it works, even to us.

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