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Does Your Gyno Provide Pasties?

How to seamlessly twirl from a gyno faux pas to burlesque

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I grin at the country roadside haybale caterpillar and thank the bald eagles flying overhead as I drive towards Bartlesville, an hour outside of Tulsa, to see my Gyno about night sweats and what feels like month-long spotting.

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Memoirist-in-progress with the collective awakened and awakening consciousness. Love + Courage = Love Evolution. Creativity Fiend in training.

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