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My Husband’s Attempts at Doggy Style Failed

Men should not imitate dogs’ behaviors

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A shrug of the shoulders implies, “I don’t know.” Thumbs up offers encouragement and thumbs down shows disapproval. When my granddaughter blows me a kiss, my heart grows and when the driver in the car next to me displays his middle finger, I remember to turn on my blinker light…

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Brenda Mahler

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Real life person sharing real life stories. Writing about travel, dogs, and healthy lifestyles.

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