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Dog Bites Man

A day in the life of a writer

Photo by Steve Johnson on Unsplash

1:45 — Ding, ding, ding! “Evolution of American humor from Mark Twain to S.J. Perelman” was curated! I’ve earned $239.73. Wait, $346.81. $655.59! 886.92!

2:10 — Crap. That was a dream. Last week’s article about plantar warts earned $.03. Wait, $.03. Wait, make that $.03. Up to $.03. Party on.

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Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

MuddyUm co-editor. Top writer in Humor and Satire per some esoteric algorithm designed by Medium alchemists. Also yoga, rowing, reading, hanging with my golden.