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Dog Gains Ten Pounds After Roommate Moves Into Apartment

“He always looks so hungry!” Cook said.

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Local man, Jack Rollins, has complained to reporters about his dog gaining ten pounds in the last month. Rollins has also had to bring the dog to the veterinarian numerous times after discovering his dog eating cheese, despite being lactose intolerant. His bank…

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Ryan Fan

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