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Don’t Read My Article

If You’re Not Going To Read My Article — The Best Advice for Eye Health

Susan Brearley
Nov 1 · 2 min read
Photo by David Travis on Unsplash

Initial data collection results are in.

Claps are indeed meaningless. Maybe not totally so. But early results show that the time you spend viewing the articles definitely outweighs the claps you give.

Susan Brearley

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