Satire

Dope With “Dopest Job” Actually Dead

Jared Kushner well past his “expiration date.”

Sherry McGuinn
Nov 6 · 3 min read
Mask of Jared Kushner by artist, Sharon Lee Rosenbaum

Breaking news: It has been discovered that senior advisor to the Orange Troll, Jared Kushner, who moonlights as the abomination’s son-in-law, actually expired two years ago and has been kept “alive” by electro-current stimulation (ECS).

Sherry McGuinn

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Long-time writer and big-time dreamer. Screenwriter. Cat mama. Red lip aficionado. sherrymcguinn@gmail.com

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