Satire
Dope With “Dopest Job” Actually Dead
Jared Kushner well past his “expiration date.”
Nov 6 · 3 min read

Breaking news: It has been discovered that senior advisor to the Orange Troll, Jared Kushner, who moonlights as the abomination’s son-in-law, actually expired two years ago and has been kept “alive” by electro-current stimulation (ECS).


