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Driving a Bargain

Buying a new car is about as enjoyable as undergoing a colonoscopy

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As a kid, I once got a shiny new bicycle. The operative word is ‘once.’ That bike lasted me until I grew up and shifted to cars as my means of transportation. Unlike bikes, getting a new car is something that happens far more than just once in a lifetime.

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Ginger Henry Kuenzel

Ginger Henry Kuenzel

Author, journalist, editor, DE>EN translator. I color outside the lines, but stay on the page. Adirondack native. Humor writer. www.utopianstate.com

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