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Eat the Marshmallow

Eat it now

Photo by Matt Seymour on Unsplash

Holding back is a freak show. Why do we do it? It is so pointless. It’s like some sweaty old woman, clutching her purse, refusing to buy herself an ice cream in the scalding heat.

You remember that study that people love referring to. The Stanford Marshmallow Experiment. Now say that with a straight face. Now say it like Jane Austen. Now say it like…

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.