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Editor, I’ve Been Waiting 2 Hours On My Draft, Have You Seen It Yet?

That just means you’re not doing your job, which you’re getting well-paid for.

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Dear editor,

I know that you are probably busy, tired, and overwhelmed, but you need to take a look at my submission — it’s already been waiting for two…

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Ryan Fan

Ryan Fan

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