Elon Musk Buys Jelly Belly Maker of Candy Corn.

Don Feazelle
Nov 2 · 3 min read
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Biz news is a buzz after Elon Musk announced the acquisition of Jelly Belly Candy Company. Analysts wonder why a leading-edge tech giant such as Musk would be interested in a century-plus old candy company.

A spokesman for the Willy Wonka Candy Factory mocked. “This is why investors who are not familiar with a specific industry should do their homework before making billion-dollar

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