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Embarrassed Foreign Office Tells Naughty Britons Abroad To Return Immediately

FCO: “Get your fucking fat, and sunburned ass back to the UK ASAP.”

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Britons abroad have been told to return to the UK immediately. While the official line from No10 is a mounting concern for available return flights, a senior source close to the policy…

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