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End of Semester Graded Assignments Leading Cause of Death Among Students’ Relatives

As a university instructor, I sometimes hesitate before entering end of term final projects, papers or exams into the online learning management system, because I know that doing so will lead to the deaths of many students’ overseas relatives. It has become a part of global student culture that family funeral…




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