Published in


No one’s talking about it

Enlightenment is the Ultimate Life Hack

Permanently impermanent, Permanently productive

Image by Julien Jean Zayatz on Shutterstock

Are you a slave to your desires?

Does each victory feel exponentially hollow?

Do your thoughts impinge on your daily grind?




Bootleg Humor Since 1720. The premier place for, and fastest growing humor publication on Medium. Experience the MuddyUm difference. We support all types of humor and comedy writing and illustrations. We publish fast. We edit well. Run by a ship full of Pastafarian Pirates.

Recommended from Medium

Bottled Minds VII

Cat Spraying No More — Is it Worth?

Our Dog And Me, We Just Weren’t Getting Along — I Took Her To Therapy

Soundgarden — Spoonman — Aos 90

Chatting With Characters


Secret publisher part 2

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Benjamin Carter

Benjamin Carter

Literature enthusiast | Nicheless | Wildly eclectic tastes | Writer for Better Humans, Mind Cafe, Invisible Illness, MuddyUm, The Writing Cooperative, and more.

More from Medium

Why Positive Affirmations Only Work if Tailored to Your Needs and Goals

Why You Should Know the Difference Between Loneliness and Being Alone

4 Fixable Habits That Make Your Anxiety Worse