Elementary Humor

Estranged Elementary School Couple Battles Over Custody of Love Child

Court will be held at 1st or 2nd recess

Aimée Gramblin
Apr 3 · 4 min read
Photograph of a light brown teddy bear with bandaids on its heart, bandages and bandaids on its head, and a bandage on its right leg.
Photograph of a light brown teddy bear with bandaids on its heart, bandages and bandaids on its head, and a bandage on its right leg.
https://www.pexels.com/photo/brown-and-white-bear-plush-toy-42230/

“Hi, mom. Guess what? There’s going to be a court case at school on Monday,” Ceci said. “I’m going to be a lawyer.”

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Bootleg Humor Since 1720

Aimée Gramblin

Written by

Living to write. Writing to connect. Fascinated by details, emotion, and meaning. 13X Top Writer. Founder: Age of Empathy. Open to gigs: aimee@gramblin.com

MuddyUm

MuddyUm

Bootleg Humor Since 1720

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