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Europeans In America: There’s Nowhere To Sit

A petition was started to have more access to chairs.

Photo by Zohre Nemati on Unsplash

Charlotte Crockett at first loved living in the United States.

“There is more money and career opportunities in America than most of the West,” stated the 22-year-old from Paris.

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Don’t sweat the small stuff. Lifelong learner. Sometimes I write satire, but it’s kinda true…Want to say hi? Email me! noahlevywriter@gmail.com

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