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Ev To Medium Writers: Masks Required

A special announcement from Medium’s CEO.

I am Ev, the spiritual leader of blogging on the internet. I’m also the first result for “Ev Williams” on Unsplash. Photo by vaun0815 on Unsplash

Hi, my name is Ev Williams and I’m the Thomas Edison of media on the Internet.

As a seasoned entrepreneur, I have changed the world. Both for better and worse.

I know that Twitter was mostly a mistake — sorry about that.

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