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Excuse Me, Is This a Penis on My Menu?

The biggest work-fail of 2020 (so far)

Photo by Bernard Hermant on Unsplash

It has come to my attention that I am a dirty rotten pervert. This information did not come as a surprise because I am a scumbag. But, a cute adorable scumbag. That’s precisely why I’ve gotten as far as I have in life.

The issue is this: I have placed a…

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Lindsay Rae Brown

Lindsay Rae Brown

Mother, writer, user of too many hashtags.