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Expiration Day Gifts for the Soon-To-Be Departed

We put the “fun” in defunct

Photo by Daniel Jensen on Unsplash

Gifts aren’t just for birthdays anymore.

At Expiration Day Gifts, we believe that everyone is entitled to a parting gift before they go.

Why be glum on your last day on earth when you can celebrate your freedom from everything that’s killing you.

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