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The Whole Toad News Service — Facebook Crashes for a Harrowing Five Hours!

Yesterday afternoon, Veronica Teton, Mark Zuckerberg’s Executive Assistant, found the CEO of Facebook in the corner of the Executive Lounge in the fetal position sucking his thumb and repeating, “It can’t happen to me! It can’t happen to me! It can’t happen…

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Don Feazelle

Don Feazelle

Writer, philosopher, humorist, observer of life, an all-around lovable guy.