What? You need a reason?
Five Things Ranked
Five things that are better than some things and not as good as other things

Because these things aren’t going to rank themselves and they feel bad being left off all the other lists.
Because these things aren’t going to rank themselves and they feel bad being left off all the other lists.
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Bootleg Humor Since 1720
All time Top Writer in Accordions. I write. I have always written. I play accordion. I have an extraordinary ability to be fascinated by things.