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Festival of Funny Furry Freaks

Forest Creature Frolics!

This story does not contain a hedgehog because we are lying liars who lie. (Photo by Tadeusz Lakota on Unsplash)

Reading MuddyUm you might find yourself thinking, “Boy, these people sure love butts! Is there anything they love so much as butts???” And I gotta say, “No, there is nothing we love so much as butts. But forest creatures come in a close second.” Some people like their nature all pretty and…




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