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From The Rolling Stones To Kidney Stones In A Blink Of An Eye

You can’t stop it, so you might as well enjoy it!

Photo by Vale Arellano on Unsplash

One day you go to bed without any wrinkles and wake up wondering what kind of little bird left those imprints near your eyes and in the corners of your mouth.

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Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus is an author/blogger. ON SALE NOW! Latkes for Santa Claus. https://www.amazon.com/Latkes-Santa-Claus-Janie-Emaus/dp/1510759883/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?

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