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Oct 29, 2020

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Get To Know Me: Is This Terrible Shit True?

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any therapy reimbursements

An image of an inflatable flamingo on water. — Photo by Vicko Mozara on Unsplash

I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it? — Richard Bach

You didn’t ask and I answered. Ten facts about me to use for your psychology class. You’re welcome.

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