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Amy Sea

Jan 7

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HURT GOOGLES HURT GOOGLES

Google and I Had the Worst Fight Today

Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?

“SHH” by Elizabeth Welsh is licensed under CC BY 2.0

Google Home and I had the worst fight today. I know I overreacted. She didn’t do anything specific, but that's the problem, isn’t it? What am I doing with her?

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