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I hate poetry

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That guy over there he seems rather rude.
He’s precocious, pretentious, with a bad attitude.
His writing’s all wrong.
Speaks crassly and crude.
Mature for fifteen but not forty two.
No wonder he’s single but he’s kinda cute.




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