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Goop Blog: A Chill Roundup of Our Newest Obsessions

Manifest your brightest, clearest self by purchasing all of these reasonable products, handpicked by the Goop girls!

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Sadie’s pick: This Smells Like My Social Anxiety Rollerball, $89. Take your social anxiety on the go with this sophisticated fragrance. Base notes…

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