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Feb 3

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Grandma, How Come You Have More Chin Hair Than Grandpa?

And other painful truths!

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Anyone who spends time with small children knows that they have no filter when speaking. They say what they are thinking. They think what they say is important. And it is very important for you to listen and take advantage of those moments.

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