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Greetings From the Most Jewish Gentile in Existence

I even like gefilte fish

Jars of Gefilte Fish For Sale in Kosher Deli on Washington Ave.: Miami Beach, Florida
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I love Passover. I’d invite all of you to my place for one of our two — count ’em, two! — Seders, but even with our monster table that would be tight. Besides, I have to clear everyone I do invite with my wife, her being the Jew of this…




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