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Penalty kicker

Halle Berry Knows Her Neutral Zone Infractions — Shouldn’t You?

Deciphering the abstruse make-believe of football penalties

Male viewer puzzled by the ref’s Invalid Fair Catch Signal penalty call. Female viewer praying for a power outage. [Photo by Gustavo Fring from Pexels. Thought bubbles added by author.]

Another Super Bowl, another halftime show targeting a younger, hipper demographic. Heavy on the bling, light on the feed caps. As musicians, Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent are a different species than Super Bowl I’s…

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Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

MuddyUm co-editor. Top writer in Humor and Satire per some esoteric algorithm designed by Medium alchemists. Also yoga, rowing, reading, hanging with my golden.