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Bitcoin True Crime Fiction

He Killed USB Keys for Bitcoins

A story full of stock market volatility

Nathan Cowley — modified by Author

Known as the USB key killer, he scared many neighborhoods in San Francisco’s outskirts.

After reading too many tweets about bitcoins, he went blockchain berserk. He hashed his way through fences and gardens. He mined the grounds around his targets’…



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