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Pet Humor

Helicopter Dog Moms

Please swoop in the other direction if you see me at the dog park

Photo by Matt Nelson on Unsplash

When I go to the off-leash dog park, there’s a reason for it. The reason is to celebrate the fact that I have a domesticated wild animal and the dog park is the only place where it’s legal for her to be wild.

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Kristi Keller

Kristi Keller

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