Hello

My name is Smokey

Tammi Brownlee
Nov 7 · 2 min read
My hooman took this photo. The other ones were too embarrassing. Can you tell how happy I am?

My name is Smokey and no I don’t smoke. Apparently these hoomans don’t have a clue on what constitutes a real name. I would have much rather been named Queen, but at least they didn’t name me after my mother, Baby Girl.

BTW, ‘she’ is in the shower trying to wash the evidence of her playing with the other animals in this house. Hopefully I can hit submit before the traitor gets out.

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