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Help Me Go Viral So I Can Invest More Into Stocks

I’m too cheap to spend $10 on a meal but I’ll spend $1,000 on stocks no problem

Photo by Sharon McCutcheon on Unsplash

Hello there!

I’m your favorite type of millennial. I’m the guy who wants to become rich one day through the great game of stock trading. Sure I’ve only been playing with stocks for a few…

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Jordan Mendiola

Jordan Mendiola

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6 Year U.S. Army Sergeant ▫️I write about life lessons, entrepreneurship, content creation, social media marketing, fitness, and self-improvement 🇵🇭🇬🇺