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MENTAL WEALTH

Here I Am Again, Freaking Out!

Let stress make you a superhero, not a basketcase

https://www.pexels.com/photo/low-angle-photography-of-man-jumping-2923156/ adapted by Canva. IT’S ANXIETY! IT’S STRESS! IT’S STRESSMAN

Here I am again. My heart is racing. I’m more fried than a forgotten egg on a Teflon pan set on nuclear heat. All I want to do is self-medicate through thrift shopping and peanut butter cups. I’d start smoking and drinking again, but then I’d have to tell my therapist and she’s so…

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.