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Here I Am — Up at 3:00 AM, Nibbling

I guess I just need a poem.

Photo by Robert Thiemann on Unsplash

Here I am…….. up at 3:00 AM
nibbling
on snips
of green onion,
parsley,
tarragon,
oregano,
and thyme
I gathered
when tending
herbs
that I grow
in my house.

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Katie Michaelson

Katie Michaelson

I’m a retired therapist who specialised in parenting. I write on the edge of verse and prose about plants and people and simple things.

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