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How I Joined Two Militias

Misinterpreting the 2nd Amendment

Man putting a handgun into his jeans pocket
Photo by Bermix Studio on Unsplash

My new boss laid it all on the table.

Employee handbook.
401k packet.
9 mm handgun.

“Welcome to Podunk Elementary” he said, holding out his unsanitized hand. “Teachers Day is Monday. We’ll run through the year’s curriculum…

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Will Hull

Will Hull

Yankee, Aussie and freelance (and whatever-inspires-me) writer. Happier. Editor at Counter Arts, Rainbow Salad and Songstories. https://ko-fi.com/willhull