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How I Received Three, Yes Three, Of Medium’s $500 Bonuses

My exact process in easily digestible steps, from the mental breakdown to the flaunting

Photo by Jared Subia on Unsplash

Just so we’re clear, this isn’t for the faint of heart. If hard work, long nights, and other people’s blood make you uncomfortable, then it’s time to move on to a different article.

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