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How Many Paid ‘Freebies’ Are You Going to Mail Me?

And how many do I have to throw out?

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Are freebies with purchases really free? Or are the prices of the purchases slightly marked up to cover for those ‘freebies’?

What’s more, you can’t choose which paid freebie you’d like. The people I know have different tastes than me, so I eventually bin…

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